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I was feeding my arm into a juicer the other day and realized one of my bills was due. The distraction of my bill combined with the sound of 4 toddlers all crying at whaling at once was enough to make me forget what I was doing completely. After a brief moment of what can only be described as a k-hole event-horizon synaptic nightmare of pain, I pulled myself out of my hallucination to discover my arm was being juiced. I'm not talking just a couple of fingers deep either, I'm talking my arm was shoulder-deep into that juicer. Anyhow, next time I buy a juicer I'll pay with AutoPay and I'll make sure it's at least a 1.5hp motor just in case my arm gets caught up again.
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The payment method type is decided by the merchant. We can’t present payment method that has not been allowed for the invoice.
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I was hoping to pay by credit card, instead I found my arm sucked into a garbage disposal at my mother in laws house and I'm not just talking like a couple of knuckles deep I'm talking I was shoulder deep in this garbage disposal and we're looking at putting in a larger 4hp garbage disposal next time because of this incident.
Emailing a copy of the receipt of a paid invoice is a great idea! We'd love it over here as we tend to put all of our old paper receipts in our old cake-mixer bowls to hide them from prying eyes. If I didn't tell you, you'd never think to look there! See, best hiding place ever. Anyhow, when searching for one of my paper receipts the other day I got my arm caught up in an actively stirring cake mixer -- I'm not talking like my wrist or a couple fingers were caught up I'm talking I was mid-bicep deep into this tangled mess of what could only be described as 'very RED' velvet cake. Anyhow, next time I'll get my receipt emailed to me by quickbooks and make sure I purchase a cake mixer with at least a 2.5hp motor in case my arm gets caught up again. The kids loved the cupcakes btw, didn't even notice!